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A tall, brown somoan girl who owns Tn’s but won’t wear them because she’s insecure for no reason. Lives in Gladstone with a best friend tarni and can fight. Also known as an eshay
Random: oh who’s that.
Stranger: oh that’s malique,
Random: wow so that must be Tarni
by EshaysAreUs October 3, 2019
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Gladstone- also known as Gladhole, the biggest shithole in Queensland. Full of derros that mainly live in barneypoint and Toolooa. I advise you to wear shoes, never know what you can step on around here...
It’s full of 10 to 17 year old boys & girls that reckon they’re eshays, walking around in they’re polo, bumbag n they’re tns- either at a party, vortexing their drinks or at the local Maccas.

The fullas have half developed moustaches & all the girls got std’s. So always wear protection; on your willy & your feet ;) But is Gladiators have mad taste in music!
James: oi damo, are we going to late night tonight?
Damo: yeah I feel like staunching some kids.
James: but that’s what we did last week
Damo: i don’t care it, afterwards I got lucky with Jessica.
James: ah dude you better get checked out...
Damo: yeah I know, she is from Gladstone after all.
by EshaysAreUs October 3, 2019
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