Eric's definitions

Trogdor

An Uber dragon of total chaos and destruction. He has been known to burninate peasants and all the people in their thatched-roofed cottages. Trogdor (Trog-dhor) was created by Stongbad at homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
He created Trogdor as a response to an e-mail asking him if he could draw a dragon, this e-mail was sent to Strong Bad from Kaiser from California. He drew a dragon out of an "s" a more different "s" and closeing it up real nice up at the top. Giving him some legs and using consumate "v's" giving him teeth and scales. Give him some wings so he can be a wingaling dragon. And putting one of those beefy arms back on for good measure. Oh thats nice look at him in all of his magesty.

by Eric October 21, 2003

last month

A fad that's no longer cool or interesting.

With the internet and life becoming more and more interconnected -- fads no longer last as long as pre-internet times. Fad seasons are trending closer to one month.

Trucker hats are so last month.

by Eric November 19, 2003

Number 5

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.

Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.

by Eric December 4, 2003

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 4, 2003

geezer goggles

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person

hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles

by Eric August 25, 2004

toolbox

One who can fix anything. A handyman but better. A real problem solver

This engine is all fucked up. It won't run no matter what I try to do to fix it. We need a real toolbox to figure it out.

by Eric January 27, 2005

foolbag

A person who exhibits foolish characteristics or performs foolish actions. A bag contained of fool. See foolish or fool.

What a stupid thing to do. What a foolbag.

by Eric July 3, 2004