Definitions by England phi beta gamma

arsehole creeper 

Term used in Northeast Engaland to mean a proctologist, or any other sort of homosexual doctor. Any employee of the British National Health Service.

Eee, Ah'd rather die at 'ome than get worked over by some arsehole creeper.

arsehole creeper by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

Zima 

bitch pop, an Ohio term for a fruity malt beverage. Men won't touch that muck.

Only bitches drink Zima, but enough of them will loosen up their thighs.

Zima by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

put some glass in the hole 

roll up the car window

Damn it's cold outside, put some glass in the hole.

put some glass in the hole by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

normal 

The opposite of queer or deviant. Heterosexual is a fair synonym. Homos really dislike the word.

Hey faggot! Give your life to God and He'll make you normal.

normal by England phi beta gamma December 20, 2007

quarters 

The section of small Southern towns which are mostly tar paper shacks with polythene windows. Out back is the outhouse and in front is a Benz, a Lincoln, and a pickup truck on blocks. In other words -- a rural ghetto. The word is derived from slave quarters, and appears frequently in Harry Crews' novels.

The Riverdale neighborhood of Detroit reminds me of the quarters in Florence South Carolina.

quarters by England phi beta gamma December 20, 2007

brak 

Russian slang for shoddy, badly made merchandise. Slipshod craftsmanship, rubbish, trash, garbage.

Don't buy those shoes, they're Chinese brak.

brak by england phi beta gamma December 13, 2007

roger the dog

A polite way of saying "fuck the dog." It describes laziness, indolence, and sloth.

Don't hire that bloke, he'll only hang around and roger the dog for his paycheck.

roger the dog by England phi beta gamma December 13, 2007