England phi beta gamma's definitions

put some glass in the hole

roll up the car window

Damn it's cold outside, put some glass in the hole.

by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

Warshington

Washington DC -- as pronounced by locals yet somehow appropriate for other reasons.

Q. Where wuz you born at?
A. Huh?
Q. I says where wuz you born at?
A. Oh yea -- Warshington. Norfeas'.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

dots

Another word for nipples -- either male or female.

Her bikini top came off when she jumped in the pool and everybody got a glimpse of her dots.

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

arsehole

Australian slang meaning "to evict."

She arseholed Tom and Harry and now Dick is all she ever thinks about.

by England phi beta gamma December 13, 2007

dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

sharking

A term used by members of the Tailhook Association to describe the act of biting a woman's rump through her clothes.

That new female pilot experienced a lot of sharking at the Vegas convention.

by England phi beta gamma April 10, 2008

latrinogram

A term used on M*A*S*H to mean toilet wall grafitti. Used to spread rumors about people who are screwing up everybody else's lives.

Did you read the latest latrinogram?

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008