19 definitions by EmperorKO
proper noun
1. Someone who hates you.
2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!
3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou
1. Someone who hates you.
2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!
3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou
"I fucking saw the Patterson kids in my goddamn bushes and I want you to head over to their house and arrest them and throw those two little idiot horseshitters into jail for a few years to teach them a goddamn lesson about respecting their elders." -Cliff Yablonski
by EmperorKO February 20, 2003
by EmperorKO February 20, 2003
1. n. That last annoying drop of cum or piss that drips from your dick (or out of your twat) when you think you're all cleaned up
2. v. To drip, as in the dripping of #1
3. v. To melt, as girls do, when you say something cute to them; usually involves giggles and big smiles
2. v. To drip, as in the dripping of #1
3. v. To melt, as girls do, when you say something cute to them; usually involves giggles and big smiles
1. When I yanked my dick out and rolled off the bitch, she got squidge all over the bed.
2. I finished at the urinal, zipped up and squidged all over my underwear. Dammit!
3. I told my woman I loved her as big as the sky, and she squidged.
2. I finished at the urinal, zipped up and squidged all over my underwear. Dammit!
3. I told my woman I loved her as big as the sky, and she squidged.
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003
also "nas"; exclamation used to describe surreptitious theft; usually said twice in a row: "nass nass!"
I scored me a 40 from that quickie mart when that fool-ass clerk turned his back. Nass nass, motherfucker!
by EmperorKO February 20, 2003
adv. used to intensify the word immediately preceding it; generally applied to forms of substance abuse, or the act of regurgitation
At Ko's party this weekend, I'm gonna drink FACE!
I got so hammered at that party, I puked face.
Roll up a blunt, I wanna poof (def. 2) face.
I got so hammered at that party, I puked face.
Roll up a blunt, I wanna poof (def. 2) face.
by EmperorKO February 18, 2003
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003