23 definitions by El Poopstersaurus

niggtopus

A cross between an octopus and a black person. They usually possess eight jet-black tenticles, but occasionally only have seven. Their diet consists of strictly watermelon, fried chicken and grape drank. They most commonly reside beneath the ocean surface but can be lured out by the sound of loud rap music with heavy bass.

I saw a niggtopus the other day eating a mess of greasy ass chicken. I shot it in the asshole with my .22 for shits and gigs.

by El Poopstersaurus December 30, 2017

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Shittington

Any town or city where it is legal to shit on other people in public.

Dude...I shit on that motha-fucka in Shittington the other day. Then I went balls deep in some pussy.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

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love tumor

A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.

I hope I get a love tumor in my asshole today...I need the feel of hot cum all up in my booty-hole!

by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019

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Cumming, GA

A city where it is legal to cum on strangers in any public location.

Man, I came all over that dude at the store in Cumming, GA. It was motha-fuckin epic.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

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penis showing game

A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.

Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?

by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019

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