A cross between an octopus and a black person. They usually possess eight jet-black tenticles, but occasionally only have seven. Their diet consists of strictly watermelon, fried chicken and grape drank. They most commonly reside beneath the ocean surface but can be lured out by the sound of loud rap music with heavy bass.
I saw a niggtopus the other day eating a mess of greasy ass chicken. I shot it in the asshole with my .22 for shits and gigs.
by El Poopstersaurus December 30, 2017