10 definitions by El Jefé

Jeremey

A man who moves from your neighborhood but thinks he should stay on your neighborhood Facebook pages because he doesn’t’t Have any friends.

Dude why does Jeremey post so much?
He doesn’t even live here!

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

Crystal

A tiny, badass, former marine and feisty woman, who you always want by your side. Because as an enemy you would have to guard your balls every waking minute of every day!

Don’t mess with Crystal. She will rip your nuts off with her bare hands!

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

Hallie

An unemployed mom who drinks too much to be an effective helicopter parent.

What’s with Hallie? Her kid can do no wrong.
Apparently she drinks too much to be an effective parent.

by El Jefé March 25, 2019