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Definitions by Edwin

Tom Brady Tuck Rule 

1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.

2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.
1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.
Tom Brady Tuck Rule by Edwin December 5, 2005

holla back girl 

God awful new song by gwen stefani on her worst album sofar: love, angel, music, baby.
holla back girl by Edwin April 15, 2005

rubyangela 

best sister anyone can have. sweetest girl around at school. can make you laugh at times. has a phobia about everything. has a brother named ed
very sweet and pretty young girl.
isn't rubyangela so nice. she makes me laugh.
rubyangela by edwin March 1, 2005

Playlistism 

Discrimination based not on race, gender, or religion, but rather on a disturbingly horrible iTunes music library discovered through a school or job network.

Refers to the "shared music" feature available on iTunes in which one can browse the various music libraries of the co-workers or classmates in the network. Often requires awkward explanation of why you have "that song."
Mike accused me of playlistism when I questioned his collection of Color Me Badd b-sides.
Playlistism by Edwin January 23, 2005

Bo-janglin 

To hold up others when trying to leave for a place or event.
Someone who holds up the crowd with selfish intent.
Damn, those women are always bo-janglin in the bathroom.

Where are they? Probably bo-janglin.
Bo-janglin by Edwin October 22, 2004

Santa Barbara 

A jewel on the Californian coast, truly like no other. The weather is beautiful 24/7/360, the people are decent, the ocean and the Santa Ynez mountains surrounding it are beyond words.
Come see it before its too late, though. Its being invaded by developers, and the average house price is near a million dollars. Affordable housing is used as an excuse to put in large ugly apartment buildings. While SB still has the "Small Town" feel, its not going to be there for long.

Oh yeah, the mission. If you only see one mission in your life, see the Santa Barbara mission. Its incredible.
Santa Barbara. Its the last beautiful city in California.
Santa Barbara by edwin May 15, 2004

Windows 98 

The only way that you could make this OS run for any period of time is by not running it. Or just run the whole thing from its 16-bit (but really 2-bit) command line, DOS.
My dog could write better operating systems than Windows 98 by urinating on a keyboard.
Windows 98 by edwin May 15, 2004