A fan of the posterior, can also be written butt-lover
I am a buttlover par excellence; you can't beat a nice piece of arse.
full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.
I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.
(as a verb)
to deliver a severe punitive punishment to someone
Can also be written 9/11 (but not so good).
Any more trouble from you, fatface, and I'll nine-eleven you.
A person who enjoys eating their own snots
You are a fucking repulsive snot-gobbler, I can't bear to see you sucking snots all day, you cunt.
a black person with fuzzy hair on their skull
Ephraim sure is an ugly velcro head
an active male homosexual
Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.
Useless, of no relevance in the modern world
George Bush is about as much use as tits on a dinosaur's skeleton