61 definitions by Edna Sweetlove

The pills ugly people take in order to ensure they stay ugly. This is satire
Condo Rice takes her ugly pills every day.
by Edna Sweetlove October 03, 2006

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full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.
I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.
by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

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a black person with fuzzy hair on their skull
Ephraim sure is an ugly velcro head
by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006

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A young pretty homosexual
Elton John is a total space boy
by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

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A person who enjoys eating their own snots
You are a fucking repulsive snot-gobbler, I can't bear to see you sucking snots all day, you cunt.
by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

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(as a verb)

to deliver a severe punitive punishment to someone

Can also be written 9/11 (but not so good).

Any more trouble from you, fatface, and I'll nine-eleven you.
by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006

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This is rhyming slang.
Dame Judi Dench = stench.
It naturally is no reflection on the actress or her thespian abilities. The joy of the phrase is the total irrelevance of the subject to the meaning.

It is quoted several times in Irvine Welsh's novels; some readers have misunderstood what it means when used in phrases liked "He left a Dame Judi Dench in the toilet" - the text would refer to the odour, not the stool.
1. Who made that awful Dame Judi?
2. The toilet was filled with a terrible Judi Dench.
by Edna Sweetlove August 03, 2010

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