Pelmet

1. The roll of fat hanging over a person's over-tight trousers or jeans;

2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.

1. She was a size 14 squeezed into a size 10 so she had a pelmet all round like a Michelin tyre.

2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

pussy pelmet

very short skirt, leaving nothing to the imagination!

that's not a skirt, that's a pussy pelmet!

by banana83 April 28, 2005

minge pelmet

Hanging flab from below a woman's gut but above her genitals. Many women attempt to hide their pelmets by pulling their trousers up well above their waists.

Origin: midlands, UK. Minge: see 'minge'. Pelmet: an architectural feature built to hide curtain fittings, making the appearance of the curtain more aesthetic.

Minge Pelmet may also be used to describe an individual with a prominent minge pelmet.

"Fuck me, look at the minge pelmet on her!"

"Look out! Here comes Minge Pelmet!"

by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 24, 2007

helmet pelmet

fore-skin

i`ve just trapped my helmet pelmet in my zip.

by The love bandit November 4, 2003

fanny pelmet

a short skirt that barely covers ones fanny

that hooker at q bar, saigon was wearing a great fanny pelmet

by flebert December 9, 2006

penis pelmet

The fat that bedangles below the waist line on a hideously obese male.

This can be accentuated by wearing a garish and too tight belt.

OMFG look at the penis pelmet on him!!!!

by james and heather January 24, 2008