60 definitions by Edna Sweetlove
An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.
Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.
by Edna Sweetlove August 23, 2010
(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.
(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.
Hence....
Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder
(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.
Hence....
Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder
Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.
He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.
The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.
He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.
The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.
by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006
A person who habitually frequents public toilets in the hope of meeting another cottage queen for gay sex.
by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006
by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010
A woman (or cruising gay man) who checks out trouser bulges to estimate the size of the owner's penis.
by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010
by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006
by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010