Edgar Pruviance's definitions

tas

(French-Canadian)

People who are not quite popular, nonetheless witty, funny, appreciable and psychologically fat.

Je l'apprécie Grégoire. C't'un vrai tas. (I appreciate Gregory. He's a genuine tas.)

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

penibanez

Cheap penis-shaped imitation of an Ibanez guitar.

He plays on a Penibanez, while it is true indeed that his amplificator is a Masturbarshall.

by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

third world

Profanity mumbled to oneself when dealing with any form of unefficiency, deception, incompetence, malfunction, desillusion, ignorance, shortage, exasperation or failure.

The inspectors knew the bridge would collapse but they did nothing. Third world.

I've been waiting in line for 6 hours to get in. Fucking third world.

You only have a dial-up connection? Are you third world fucking kidding?

That amazing giant chewbacca hologram promotion is only available in the US and Japan? Fuck three third of the world.

by Edgar Pruviance May 29, 2009

tabarouette

(French-Canadian)

Soft and polite profanity used to emphasize an emotion, an impression. Mild version of french-canadian curse word tabarnak.

Par boutte, la vie coute cher en tabarouette. (Sometimes, life is darn costly.)

Mon tabarouette de bouffon! (You darn joker!)

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

penis bob

Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.

Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.

- The whole house fuckin' smells like penis bob!
- Haha! I just had salmon for dinner. That's why.

by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

chipmunk

Unhappy person in an antisocial mood, whose attitude is charecterized by the to desire to avoid social contacts in order to work on geek stuff, such as installing an Amiga emulator on his PC or play with a progamable calculator on a Friday night.

He's not coming with us because he's such a chipmunk.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

longueuil

Haircut generally seen on heads of thin white passive-agressive men wearing tight blue jeans and a camisole. Synonym: mullet.

This priest has the shiniest longueuil I have ever seen.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009