Edgar Pruviance's definitions

third world

Profanity mumbled to oneself when dealing with any form of unefficiency, deception, incompetence, malfunction, desillusion, ignorance, shortage, exasperation or failure.

The inspectors knew the bridge would collapse but they did nothing. Third world.

I've been waiting in line for 6 hours to get in. Fucking third world.

You only have a dial-up connection? Are you third world fucking kidding?

That amazing giant chewbacca hologram promotion is only available in the US and Japan? Fuck three third of the world.

by Edgar Pruviance May 29, 2009

penibanez

Cheap penis-shaped imitation of an Ibanez guitar.

He plays on a Penibanez, while it is true indeed that his amplificator is a Masturbarshall.

by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

frisbee

Nipple surrounded by an areola of disturbingly wide diameter; Areola covering a disproportionately large surface of the breast.

She had frisbees.

Have you also been turned off by her frisbees?

His wife has frisbees.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

gaboury

Prebuscent type of thin but discernible moustache, not yet accompanied by beard growth.

Look, that nervous 13 year old compulsive ping-pong player has a gaboury under his nose.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

plane'arium

Planetarium, said by someone who has an extremely rare disease which consists of not being able to pronounce the "t" in (and only in) the word planetarium. Pronounce: "planay'aarium"

Let's go to the plane'arium, oh by the way sorry I can't pronounce the "t" in plane'arium.

by Edgar Pruviance June 2, 2009

glof

1. A muffin
2. A muffin with anthropomorphic features
3. Half-human, half-muffin

1. Hungry? You want a glof?

2. Man, look, a glof! Is he talking to us?

3. That fat kid looks like a real glof.

by Edgar Pruviance May 28, 2009

trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock

Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009