tas

(French-Canadian)

People who are not quite popular, nonetheless witty, funny, appreciable and psychologically fat.
Je l'apprécie Grégoire. C't'un vrai tas. (I appreciate Gregory. He's a genuine tas.)
by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009
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trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock
Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.
by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009
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glof

1. A muffin
2. A muffin with anthropomorphic features
3. Half-human, half-muffin
1. Hungry? You want a glof?

2. Man, look, a glof! Is he talking to us?

3. That fat kid looks like a real glof.
by Edgar Pruviance May 28, 2009
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chipmunk

Unhappy person in an antisocial mood, whose attitude is charecterized by the to desire to avoid social contacts in order to work on geek stuff, such as installing an Amiga emulator on his PC or play with a progamable calculator on a Friday night.
He's not coming with us because he's such a chipmunk.
by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009
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longueuil

Haircut generally seen on heads of thin white passive-agressive men wearing tight blue jeans and a camisole. Synonym: mullet.
This priest has the shiniest longueuil I have ever seen.
by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009
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third world

Profanity mumbled to oneself when dealing with any form of unefficiency, deception, incompetence, malfunction, desillusion, ignorance, shortage, exasperation or failure.
The inspectors knew the bridge would collapse but they did nothing. Third world.

I've been waiting in line for 6 hours to get in. Fucking third world.

You only have a dial-up connection? Are you third world fucking kidding?

That amazing giant chewbacca hologram promotion is only available in the US and Japan? Fuck three third of the world.
by Edgar Pruviance May 29, 2009
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tabarouette

(French-Canadian)

Soft and polite profanity used to emphasize an emotion, an impression. Mild version of french-canadian curse word tabarnak.
Par boutte, la vie coute cher en tabarouette. (Sometimes, life is darn costly.)

Mon tabarouette de bouffon! (You darn joker!)
by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009
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