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2 definitions by Eddyg

 
1.
To masterbate while releiving oneself of feceal matter.
"guys i was taking a shit and got kinda turned on so i bashed one out at the same time...god i love a darth maul!"
by eddyg November 16, 2007
 
2.
To place ones finger up ones own arse for pleasureable reasons!
"Hey guys i just couldn't get off properly today so i did a Marky Mark...sorted me right out!"
by Eddyg October 22, 2007