Eazy-X's definitions

baptist

uptight and anal superstitious people. they want to control what everyone thinks, believes and does. if you're any different you're going to hell.

the baptist is just another cult follower

by eazy-x February 12, 2008

abstract art

if you hate abstract art don't listen to music. all the weird abstract sounds out of instruments don't make any sense. they are completely non sensical. just read the lyrics, at least that part is the only part that is understandable. oh wait, i forgot words are abstractions of things also. say no to music. music is made by a bunch of pretentious hipsters and art snobs. anybody can make stupid sounds out of instruments, my 2 year old son can make a bunch of stupid noises out of a guitar and or make a bunch of simple beats like those dumb rap and rock stars. anybody can make millions by making non sensical out of an instrument.

abstract art is for pretentious art snobs that drink coffee. music is for fags who think they are smarter than everyone. lets all go to church at least they can answer every question to make the meaning of life and everything around it more accessible and understandable. lets all hold hands in a circle and love one another and understand each other's feelings.

by eazy-X May 16, 2008

fluff

colorful attitude in modern art. especially in post modernism. fluff is the cutesy, artsy, colorful, witty, found in many art today. some may find a bit pretentious

the cute and clever slacker artist is full of fluff.

by eazy-x February 12, 2008

film noir

The definition of a film noir is very argueable and loose. Some state film noir as a time period in which the film was made. others suggest it as a style of film may be characterized by dark imagery, showing the end at the beginning of the film, shadows, corruption, night life, violence, pessimism, detective films, voice over narration by the character, inevitable bad endings, a film strong on thought. film noir may cross many genres such as action, sci-fi, drama, suspense, thriller, action, and even romantic comedy. One of the first films to be defined as a film noir is The Maltese Falcon and one of the defining films is double indemnity.

Film noir is still seen influenced in films today.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008

muthaphucka

someone who sticks their hard veiny dick up their mom's ass and wet hairy pussy. they squeeze their mother's wrinkly tits til milk comes out. son and mother fucking until the sun comes up. for some it's called making love, but for many it's a disturbing thing. they 69 til they cum really hard in eachother's mouth.

those sick muthaphucka s are a bunch of low lives that live out their little sick fantasies.

by eazy-x January 23, 2008

pretentious

the word of the decade. everyone's using it to insult anything that seems smarter or tries to seem smarter or better.

don't forget to leave a rude comment in the green box below where it says comments with a number beside it.

all the people on urbandictionary are pretentious because they can't insult someone in person. they have to do it from the safety of their computer. pretentious pretentious pretentious pretentious

by Eazy-X May 29, 2008

rotten milk

pretentious milk that sat too long in the fridge that was not drank quick enough.

the rotten milk tastes sour.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008