Definitions by EatDirtFartDust

Piepbal 

Culmination of the words Pie, Penis, and Balls. It means to perform sexual acts on a pie, usually fruit-type, and warm. Popularized by the horribly-shitty movie, "American Pie."

I saw the apple pie just laying there, so I gave it the ol' piepbal.

Piepbal by eatdirtfartdust January 25, 2009

Pollmaster 

Person responsible for making sure gay-porn actors have an erection. The pollmaster usually rubs, squeezes, or applies oils to the penis of the participant until they are erect. Usually the pollmaster will have to follow the participant around, keeping the penis erect, during lunch breaks, or napping, etc...

Nero is the Mushroom Kingdom's official Pollmaster.

Pollmaster by eatdirtfartdust January 22, 2009

SkonesMickLoud 

A common safe-word used by homosexual males during sexual activities, usually those that involve inserting large rigid objects into each other's rectums.

Man 1:You like that bitch (shoves pineapple into partners ass)
Man 2: SKONESMICKLOUD!

SkonesMickLoud by eatdirtfartdust January 20, 2009

SirWilliam 

A sex position for homosexual males. One person lies on his back and pulls his legs up at the knees. The other guy sits on his butt with his legs extended outward, and slides into position to penetrate the one on his back anally. Once penetration is achieved, either partner can masturbate the one lying on his back while he's being fucked.

Lebubu and Joker love to SirWilliam

SirWilliam by eatdirtfartdust January 19, 2009

Portuguese Snowblower 

A sexual maneuver performed by two subjects. The first subject places themselves on the bed with face, hands, and knees down, and buttocks high in the air. The second subject places cocaine on the sphincter of the first subject. The first subject then attempts to fart while the second subject is inhaling the aforementioned cocaine.

So it cost $20 more for the hooker to agree to the portuguese snowblower. I don't know what she had for breakfast, but it didn't mix well with the blow.

Portuguese Snowblower by eatdirtfartdust January 15, 2009

Code-blue 

Message given to coworkers or friends, when you notice a hot chick and you want them to check her out.

Hey Scott, it's Josh, in I.T. I got a code-blue out in the hall, you need to take a look.

Code-blue by eatdirtfartdust January 14, 2009

lebubu 

Doing gay things, but acting jokily about it, so as to make people think you're not really gay.

He was smiling and laughing as he licked that guys ear lobe, but you could tell by his eyes, he liked it. He's such a lebubu

lebubu by eatdirtfartdust January 11, 2009