EatDirtFartDust's definitions

TPF mode

The acronym TPF stands for "Targets Perpetually Frightened"
The term is used to describe opponents that are hiding from you. They may claim to just be regrouping, and will be out of hiding soon, but they are only saying that to save face. "TPF moder's" just can't hang.

I would like some action, but all the opponents are in TPF mode.

by eatdirtfartdust June 6, 2009

Piepbal

Culmination of the words Pie, Penis, and Balls. It means to perform sexual acts on a pie, usually fruit-type, and warm. Popularized by the horribly-shitty movie, "American Pie."

I saw the apple pie just laying there, so I gave it the ol' piepbal.

by eatdirtfartdust January 25, 2009

Finding Larry

Generally means to have deviant backwoods sex. In rare circumstances it can also mean to go "off-roading"... but usually, it's the sex.

We went "finding Larry" last night on a backroad.

by eatdirtfartdust June 22, 2011

Portuguese Snowblower

A sexual maneuver performed by two subjects. The first subject places themselves on the bed with face, hands, and knees down, and buttocks high in the air. The second subject places cocaine on the sphincter of the first subject. The first subject then attempts to fart while the second subject is inhaling the aforementioned cocaine.

So it cost $20 more for the hooker to agree to the portuguese snowblower. I don't know what she had for breakfast, but it didn't mix well with the blow.

by eatdirtfartdust January 15, 2009

SteamPoweredHitler

A deviant sexual act, usually performed between to homosexual males. The first subject anally penetrates the second subject, then uses his penis to draw a "Hitler-style" mustache on the face of the second subject with the second subjects own fecal matter.

"I pulled out and gave him a SteamPoweredHitler."

by eatdirtfartdust June 6, 2009

Code-blue

Message given to coworkers or friends, when you notice a hot chick and you want them to check her out.

Hey Scott, it's Josh, in I.T. I got a code-blue out in the hall, you need to take a look.

by eatdirtfartdust January 14, 2009

SkonesMickLoud

A common safe-word used by homosexual males during sexual activities, usually those that involve inserting large rigid objects into each other's rectums.

Man 1:You like that bitch (shoves pineapple into partners ass)
Man 2: SKONESMICKLOUD!

by eatdirtfartdust January 20, 2009