19 definitions by Eapert McDangles

Jason: Yo Freddy, nice Benz kid, what a CILF.

Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.
by Eapert McDangles July 7, 2006
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Something you say to a square when they tell a dumb joke, or to a square when they try to do something to impress you and make an ass of themself.
The square says, "hey everyone, I just smoked an oregano joint, whew-wee, what a rush!"

The response, "wow, cool beans. Bitch."
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
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a drug dealer working above the nickel and dime level, and typically keeps his buisness quiet.
Hey nigger, I got the bomb connect...

"Who?"

Well, let's just say his name is Mr Hat, he prefers to stay annonomous.
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
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The residence of one who aqquires and distributes pharmaceutacul substances via the black market.
Hey officer, where can I find some oxy-cotin's?

Do you have a prescription?

Fuck no I don't.

Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
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A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.
Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
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