A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.
Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
by babe6-888888 June 22, 2005
(n.)
Pertaining to the car tuning hobby and the gaudy aftermarket car parts industry, the name "Uncle Ben" comes from a trademark brand of rice (Asian food staple) whose namesake has been misappropriated to describe ricers/riceboys.
A recurring joke held against the ricer community is that ricers don't buy their own cars or mods; everything is either a gift from parents or is just charged to daddy's credit card--hence the appeal of the "Uncle Ben" label.
Pertaining to the car tuning hobby and the gaudy aftermarket car parts industry, the name "Uncle Ben" comes from a trademark brand of rice (Asian food staple) whose namesake has been misappropriated to describe ricers/riceboys.
A recurring joke held against the ricer community is that ricers don't buy their own cars or mods; everything is either a gift from parents or is just charged to daddy's credit card--hence the appeal of the "Uncle Ben" label.
"Hey check out Uncle Ben's Civic there. That thing's louder and more annoying than Gilbert Gottfried and it's got more stickers on it than a teenage girl's locker."
by Siegfried Zaga May 24, 2005
a guy who only last 1 to 2 minutes in bed, like the amount of time it takes to make Uncle Ben's Rice.
by djdjdjdjdjd January 12, 2012
A refrence to when a man has an orgasm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make "Uncle Ben's", minute Rice. Cumming in less than 60 seconds.
Steve: " I hear you fucked that girl last night."
Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."
Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."
Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
by Cookieman00x December 23, 2011
Uncle Ben is that one person we had in our life who we met, then either left you, died, or went MIA for whatever reason.
Then it's revealed they were killed by Sandman in the 3rd movie for some reason
Then it's revealed they were killed by Sandman in the 3rd movie for some reason
Me: Yo I met my dad for the first time in years
Friend: Yo cool, can I meet him?
Me: Yea, that's the thing, he pulled an Uncle Ben
Friend: So where is he?
Me: The funeral's on Friday
Friend: Yo cool, can I meet him?
Me: Yea, that's the thing, he pulled an Uncle Ben
Friend: So where is he?
Me: The funeral's on Friday
by Dialga236 November 17, 2019
An important person in a Spider-Person's life who dies in their hands and the Driving Force in a Spider Person's Canon Event.
by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023