3 definitions by Eagle Von Ceasel

mother licker

a politically correct, 'PG' version of the well known phrase; Mother Fucker.

Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod mother licker.
Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on
each other?
Howard Moon: No. Sir.

by Eagle Von Ceasel May 5, 2008

Carpet-Wall

Wallpaper which has texture like carpet.

'Dude, I'm so fuckin wasted you've got, like, carpet for walls, like, Carpet-Wall Mutha fucker.

by Eagle Von Ceasel April 30, 2008

furry magenta

Dat thing which does sit between da bitches
legs yo

...And then my hand got stuck in her
furry magenta.

by Eagle Von Ceasel June 11, 2008