7 definitions by EZ54321
A person who is so beloved that you cannot help but to hug them every time they walk through the door.
by EZ54321 February 15, 2022
by EZ54321 February 14, 2022
by EZ54321 February 14, 2022
Accepting an invite to an event from your superior. Then standing them up using nonsensical excuses.
Jason: “I can’t believe you’re not coming with me after you told me you would.”
Mike: “You were serious about that?! My bad.”
Jason: “I feel so Knipfglected.”
Mike: “You were serious about that?! My bad.”
Jason: “I feel so Knipfglected.”
by EZ54321 February 12, 2023
Verb: the act of diminishing perfectly good nosh that a detail has brought by suggesting they should have brought something else…while eating that nosh.
MK: (while eating the chips): “Did you bring in these chips?”
AZ: “Yes. I thought you’d enjoy them.”
MK: (still eating them): “I would if they were cheddar flavored.”
AZ: “Man, you’re just knifpicking.”
AZ: “Yes. I thought you’d enjoy them.”
MK: (still eating them): “I would if they were cheddar flavored.”
AZ: “Man, you’re just knifpicking.”
by EZ54321 March 31, 2022
//verb// to drop not so subtle hints that you are more into your spouse’s old college buddy (the one with the great hair) then him/her.
SR: “Man, my wife totally lawded me again last night.”
CE: “Yeah?”
SR: “All I did was mention the Deacs score and she was all…’That reminds me, I wonder what Tarver’s been up to? Have you heard from him lately, honey?’”
CE: “Man that’s cold.”
CE: “Yeah?”
SR: “All I did was mention the Deacs score and she was all…’That reminds me, I wonder what Tarver’s been up to? Have you heard from him lately, honey?’”
CE: “Man that’s cold.”
by EZ54321 February 14, 2022
by EZ54321 July 16, 2022