EPS's definitions

W THINKING

When a man or woman feels without a shadow of a doubt and only circumstantial evidence that they could have sexual relations with another person. Often referred to as Slam Dunk or "Tenant Thinking" former CIA Director.

Friend 1: Did you see the way that waitress reacts to me, she wants to bang me!

Friend 2: Dude, she brought you a coke that is some W THINKING.

by EPS June 11, 2006

stripper syndrome

When a man is completely blinded by a woman's breasts and does not notice anything else going on around him.

Friend 1: "Dude, Tony is suffering from stripper syndrome with that chick."
Friend 2: "Yeah, he isn't seeing anything else she is doing"

by EPS January 21, 2007

certified funds

Making a sexual deposit

I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.

by EPS February 22, 2018

blue diamonds

Viagra, or any other general male erection pill. General use for younger males to bone all night.

I need some blue diamonds for an evening she won't forget.

by EPS February 24, 2005