EPS's definitions

stripper syndrome

When a man is completely blinded by a woman's breasts and does not notice anything else going on around him.

Friend 1: "Dude, Tony is suffering from stripper syndrome with that chick."
Friend 2: "Yeah, he isn't seeing anything else she is doing"

by EPS January 21, 2007

W THINKING

When a man or woman feels without a shadow of a doubt and only circumstantial evidence that they could have sexual relations with another person. Often referred to as Slam Dunk or "Tenant Thinking" former CIA Director.

Friend 1: Did you see the way that waitress reacts to me, she wants to bang me!

Friend 2: Dude, she brought you a coke that is some W THINKING.

by EPS June 11, 2006

blue diamonds

Viagra, or any other general male erection pill. General use for younger males to bone all night.

I need some blue diamonds for an evening she won't forget.

by EPS February 24, 2005

certified funds

Making a sexual deposit

I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.

by EPS February 22, 2018