32 definitions by E - FUMBLER

intoxifuckated

The feeling of dread you still sense when drowning your sorrows in hard liquor , still does,nt erase the pain of the awful realization that your investment
shares have been rendered worthless , by a
mountain of toxic debt .

I feel totally intoxifuckated - these shares are,nt worth the Goddam paper there
printed on ! .

by E - FUMBLER March 23, 2009

ziggeroos

A sexy woman,s breasts .

Jeez - What a lovely pair of ziggeroos !!! .

by E - FUMBLER February 12, 2009

xcruci8ting

Prim and proper Film or Pop star faced
with revealing " Soft Porn " images from a dim and distant past - sometimes captured
on old Super8 format ! .

Wow - Is that really Miss Goody Two Shoes !
Yep - Sure is ! .
How xcruci8ting !
Bet she,s squirming now !

by E - FUMBLER January 2, 2009

varmint

Underhand , double crossing , conniving ,

motherfucking , son of a bitch .

( A right arsehole then ! )

That no good varmint stole my bitch !

by E - FUMBLER January 22, 2009

transit sex

transient sex performed by transvestites .

( Frequently enacted in the back of a

Ford Transit van ) .

Where are they ? .

Their all coming in the back of the van ! -

Is that transit sex then ? .

by E - FUMBLER January 24, 2009

pornutopia

An idealised world inhabited only

by porn freaks .

The top shelf of the magazine shop is

where pornutopia is located .

by E - FUMBLER January 12, 2009

mallfunction

Distress to the lower limbs caused by excessive shopping .

Jeez - my feet ache ! .

Yep - that,s a definite case of

mallfunction - without any doubt ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 19, 2009