2 definitions by E*Rock

Baftoon

A rare crossbreed of a Baboon, a Buffoon and a Looney Toon. Said to have originated some time in the 1960s when Walt Disney went on safari in Africa and smuggled a baboon home to his studios. Around the same period, Tom Cruise was born.

Sub species of a Baftard

Also used as a derogatory term for Scientologist

"I have to get a rabies shot because a Baftoon bit me"

by E*Rock October 20, 2010

Baftard

A relatively new breed of idiot, resulting from the breeding of a Bafoon and a Social Retard. Said to originate from New Zealand, when a rogue ship of refugee baboons from Uganda mated with some sheep, who in turn mated with the touring English Rugby team and emmigrated legally to Australia in 2008

"Man, that boss of ours is such a Baftard- he is totally baftarded".

by E*Rock February 4, 2009