Baftoon

A rare crossbreed of a Baboon, a Buffoon and a Looney Toon. Said to have originated some time in the 1960s when Walt Disney went on safari in Africa and smuggled a baboon home to his studios. Around the same period, Tom Cruise was born.

Sub species of a Baftard

Also used as a derogatory term for Scientologist

"I have to get a rabies shot because a Baftoon bit me"

by E*Rock October 20, 2010