56 definitions by E hates Q
A game platform where kids like complaining about the current year and saying that the year they joined was the best for the platform.
2007: Roblox in 2006 was better
2008: Roblox in 2007 was better
2010: Roblox in 2008 was better
2012: Roblox in 2010 was better
2015: Roblox in 2012 was better
2017: Roblox in 2015 was better
2019: Roblox in 2017 was better
2021: Roblox in 2019 was better
2008: Roblox in 2007 was better
2010: Roblox in 2008 was better
2012: Roblox in 2010 was better
2015: Roblox in 2012 was better
2017: Roblox in 2015 was better
2019: Roblox in 2017 was better
2021: Roblox in 2019 was better
by E hates Q April 23, 2021
A large area entirely consistent of McMansions and the roads made to service them. The living embodiment of the 2000s housing bubble, and a slap in the face to walkability.
Bob: Alice lives in some nondescript McTown with her parents, no wonder she went nuts…
Claire: Seeing the same 6 bedroom houses everywhere everyday will drive you insane after a while. I agree.
Claire: Seeing the same 6 bedroom houses everywhere everyday will drive you insane after a while. I agree.
by E hates Q April 12, 2022
That was blantantly christmas rushed.
by E hates Q December 16, 2020
Yes, my dad's a gun nut. Yes, we could have spent that money on more useful things. Damn those gun nuts.
by E hates Q January 11, 2020
A number including all the nice numbers (69, 420, 1337, 9001 and 666) that also happens to be a sextillion.
by E hates Q December 23, 2020
A BSD variant, used by either people who want their "file" server to be Fort Knox, or people who are too much of a hipster to use Slackware.
This OS isn't the last level of OS hipsterism, though. That would probably be NetBSD or Funtoo.
This OS isn't the last level of OS hipsterism, though. That would probably be NetBSD or Funtoo.
OpenBSD user in his natural habitat:
KingOfFuckingHipsters: I use OpenBSD, bow down Arch user!
(QueenOfFuckingHipsters has entered the chat)
QueenOfFuckingHipsters: Funtoo represent
(KingOfFuckingHipsters has left the chat)
KingOfFuckingHipsters: I use OpenBSD, bow down Arch user!
(QueenOfFuckingHipsters has entered the chat)
QueenOfFuckingHipsters: Funtoo represent
(KingOfFuckingHipsters has left the chat)
by E hates Q June 29, 2021
A chess trap that only complete morons fall for.
The game is infamous for being the "two move checkmate".
1. f3 e5 (f3 is already a rather useless opening, as no pieces are developed with its aid)
2. g4 Qh4#
White is mated in two moves.
This trap almost never occurrs in actual play, as everyone who has even looked at a chess board knows how obvious this trap is.
A similar trap is the Scholar's mate (which is Black's fastest loss) which goes as follows:
1. e4 e5
2. Bc4 Nc6 (Bishop's Opening)
3. Qh5 Nf6??? (Nf6 is a blunder to rule all blunders)
4. Qxf7#
Black is checkmated.
Again, this trap almost never occurs in regular play.
Most chess courses warn about these traps very early on, so anyone who actually falls for them deserves a dunce hat.
The game is infamous for being the "two move checkmate".
1. f3 e5 (f3 is already a rather useless opening, as no pieces are developed with its aid)
2. g4 Qh4#
White is mated in two moves.
This trap almost never occurrs in actual play, as everyone who has even looked at a chess board knows how obvious this trap is.
A similar trap is the Scholar's mate (which is Black's fastest loss) which goes as follows:
1. e4 e5
2. Bc4 Nc6 (Bishop's Opening)
3. Qh5 Nf6??? (Nf6 is a blunder to rule all blunders)
4. Qxf7#
Black is checkmated.
Again, this trap almost never occurs in regular play.
Most chess courses warn about these traps very early on, so anyone who actually falls for them deserves a dunce hat.
Bob: I played chess with my son, Bob Jr. I played Fool's Mate and he took it hook line and sinker.
Alice: Heh, funny. I started hanging out with the jocks in high school after a nerd humiliated me with the Scholar's mate.
Alice: Heh, funny. I started hanging out with the jocks in high school after a nerd humiliated me with the Scholar's mate.
by E hates Q January 1, 2021