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1. Gun Dork
A person who collects firearms and - often militaria as well - relating to certain historical periods. This person may also be into shooting said firearms but this is often secondary to appreciating them and finding out arcane bits of historical trivia about them. This main pursuit is usually done by buying large expensive reference books about the guns in question and swapping info and expertise with other gun dorks at gun shows, meets, and on-line forums.

Gun dorks dislike being called "Gun Nuts" as they beleive this incorrectly lumps them in with those of the Glock-AR15-AK-shootupthecountryside crowd.
"That guy has every book to go with his WW1 rifle collection - he's a real gun dork!"

"Yeah, he's into guns but not just any guns, specifically Austrio-Hungarian Jager rifles - he's a Gun Dork not a Gun Nut."
2. gun nut
Someone who completely ruins the image of respectable firearm-owning civilians. Gun nuts hoard guns and lash out at anyone who disagrees with their ideals, no matter the argument. Often times fall into a pair of catagories.
1. Young 'radicals' who think they'll need guns to protect themselves from either a. A zombie apocalypse (impossible) or b. THE MAN. (Who, if they were to turn on us civilians, would wipe us out like their intense gun-fappery wiped out their rationalism.
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2. Older folks who see the world through shitstain brown nostalgia goggles, and commonly regard the world as an oversafe, free speech abolishing world while also screaming at kids to get off their lawn and crying over the lack of meaning in their lives.

Gun nuts are NOT all gun owners. Only the ones unable to listen to an argument or take any form of criticism.
Gun Nut 1. "Dude, my sweet tactical (tacticool) rifle is gonna splat some zombie heads when the day comes. Heh."
Gun Nut 2. "Back in my day, we all sat outside with fully automatic weapons and shot at the darkies in town. Man, I miss that. Now all those kids with those vidya games and teevee... Damn them kids."
3. Gun, Bear, Karate
n. Similar to the game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" (or rochambeau), whereas two to three players all simultaneously pick an action to play against their opponents.

The game begins with all players being back-to-back to avoid any cheating. Upon counting down "One, Two, Three, SHOOT" (where shoot is the action word), all players spin and face each other while demonstrating either Gun, Bear, or Karate.

The winner is chosen as follows:
*Gun beats Bear
*Bear beats Karate
*Karate beats Gun

Actions are described as follows:
*Gun is holding out one's arms, with each hand making "guns" that are pointed at the other player(s)
*Bear is holding one's arms in the air in a menacing fashion
*Karate is when one raises both arms and one leg up into their air in a kicking motion
Mike wanted to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who got the last doughnut. I said we should play Gun, Bear, Karate instead..
He chose gun, I chose Karate.
-It was a win-win for me, I got to kick mike in the nuts and get a doughnut!
4. gun queer
term used to describe a person who thinks that he/she (9 times out of 10 it is a male, usually in middle school) knows a lot about guns, but is just repeating whatever they heard and/or saw on FutureWeapons, the History Channel, and the weapons menu on any FPS/shoot 'em up (especially Modern Warfail 2 and the Battlefield games), and doesn't bother to actually research the firearms, and sounds like an ass whenever they talk about firearms.
Gun Queer: "OMG teh Striker is teh best shotgun evar!!"

Me (the average gun nut): "OK, if you know so much about it, can you tell me who invented it, what country it came from, and can you legally buy it in the US and why/why not?" (Answer: Hilton Walker invented it in the '80s, it was produced in South Africa, and it cannot be bought in the US because it is classified as a "destructive device" under the NFA)

Gun Queer: "Uhh... Russia? And you can't buy it here because it's Russian...right?"

Me: "Wrong on all counts. Go home, gun queer."
5. Pimp My Gun
A flash program created by Dr. Noob and Skipper Lee. Often abbreviated as "PMG". It basically has a ton of preset weapons and parts, and allows users to fully customize a weapon, create some sort of hybrid, or make a new gun entirely. It comes with many popular guns, such as the M4, AK47, M200, and many more, and has various weapon parts, ranging from simple barrels and flash hiders, to complex iron sights and fore grips.
There are two versions to the program, simply dubbed as the "Old" and "New" versions. The Old version has many more options, including shotguns, pistols, and various sub-machine guns, but the New version, while very complex and hard to master, offers more abilities to customize or create new weapons, especially the ability to change colors and modify the appearance of guns with shapes. An interesting note is that the user's imagination is the limit; some have created cars, tanks, ships, helicopters, and even people and characters, with only the program itself.
Because it's the same idea as playing with LEGOs, some look down on the program and it's users, for not having the skill to draw their own gun. This does not stop them, however, from faithfully creating new weapons, and recreating old ones, and showing them off in various internet groups, such as on Facebook or Deviant Art.
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6. Portal Gun
The act of having anal sex whilst the one receiving inserts a dildo backwards into their mouth, so that it looks like the penis is going into the butt and out of the mouth.
Becky is such a geek. Her favorite sex move is the portal gun and she always talks about cake.
7. eotwawki
Acronym used by gun nutsand other paranoid people on their respective forums. Stands for End of The World as we Know it. Related to SHTF.

Crazy Redneck: So what is your eotwawki plan?
Gun nut: Grab my bug out bag and head into the hills with my AK and a box of 7.62.

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