Duncan's definitions
Liverpool Football Club and their supporters who, as is well documented, like to fuck their mothers.
by Duncan April 4, 2004
Get the Red Shitemug. I don't think warned people against marraige, he himself was a married Catholic.
People who say he was racist are just wrong. He wanted to create a mythology for England, 'cos they didn't really have one of their own ( check the facts, King Aurthur is a Welsh legend before the English nick him, Tolkien would have been well aware of this). As such, It would have been fairly hard to create a black/Asian charachter to fit an ancient/ near medievel english myth.
Anyway, back to definition, he was a writer who created the second highest selling book ever ( the first being the Bible), and a very good book it is too, the only people who say it's boring, are the ones who never read past the bit with Tom Bombadil.
People who say he was racist are just wrong. He wanted to create a mythology for England, 'cos they didn't really have one of their own ( check the facts, King Aurthur is a Welsh legend before the English nick him, Tolkien would have been well aware of this). As such, It would have been fairly hard to create a black/Asian charachter to fit an ancient/ near medievel english myth.
Anyway, back to definition, he was a writer who created the second highest selling book ever ( the first being the Bible), and a very good book it is too, the only people who say it's boring, are the ones who never read past the bit with Tom Bombadil.
Tolkien was an author
by Duncan January 14, 2004
Get the Tolkienmug. The act of two or more people snuggling during a thunderstorm. Or on a rainy day. Excluding body pillows.
by Duncan April 30, 2014
Get the Snuggle weathermug. v. to send a person in training for a job on the actual job due to an emergency situation. Named after the movie "Space Camp".
Dude, I've only been studying anatomy for a week, and they made me do heart surgery! They totally spacecamped me!
by Duncan September 29, 2005
Get the spacecampmug. To jokeboat is to add superfluous and obvious information to a joke (especially someone else's), usually in a misguided attempt to explain the joke (often because the jokeboater didn't get it initially (<i>i.e.</i> "Missed the Boat on the Joke)).
"Those bees are evil- you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany".
"Oh, dude, that's funny, since bees LIVE IN A HIVE!!!"
"Right; that was the point. Quit jokeboating".
"Oh, dude, that's funny, since bees LIVE IN A HIVE!!!"
"Right; that was the point. Quit jokeboating".
by Duncan October 6, 2004
Get the jokeboatmug. by Duncan September 16, 2005
Get the maguffiesmug. The phenomenon when a girl with a bit of pudge on her stomach wears tight pants but a top that shows her midriff, causing her belly fat to spill over the edge of her pants. Much like the way that biscuit dough oozes out of the container. Also known as muffin belly. See biscuit hips.
by Duncan September 8, 2004
Get the biscuit bellymug.