Duncan's definitions

biscuit belly

The phenomenon when a girl with a bit of pudge on her stomach wears tight pants but a top that shows her midriff, causing her belly fat to spill over the edge of her pants. Much like the way that biscuit dough oozes out of the container. Also known as muffin belly. See biscuit hips.

She's got a bit of a biscuit belly, I'd hit it after 3 beers.

by Duncan September 8, 2004

Yer Ma

Chavs and neds say this to everyone.
Sort of like calling people 'pure gothic bams', 'big junkies', or 'y'bam'

These neds are the bane of Scottish society, They have nothing better to do...... I digress.
Basicly, Neds sy this and it's meant to be insulting.

'Yer ma, y'bam'
'Ah pure had yer ma'
'so did yer ma'

by Duncan January 14, 2004

ned

Irritating guys who throw rocks at buses, wear 'pure sovvys'.
used to be found solely in glasgow, but are now found beating up goths even in Cockburn Street ( a goth mecca in Edinburgh). Come into games workshop and break peoples models.

'you are a ned'

by Duncan January 14, 2004

shank

knife, stabbing device, blade

I'm gunna stab you with my shank.

by Duncan October 22, 2003

Coopers

Greatest Brewers in the entire world, famous for their Pale Ale amongst others.

Fuck oath this is a great brew, must be a coopers.

by Duncan September 7, 2003

cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.

A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.

by Duncan July 11, 2004

kerned out

completely relaxed, spaced out.

I am so kerned out right now, I don't even wanna move.

by duncan October 11, 2003