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jokeboat

To jokeboat is to add superfluous and obvious information to a joke (especially someone else's), usually in a misguided attempt to explain the joke (often because the jokeboater didn't get it initially (<i>i.e.</i> "Missed the Boat on the Joke)).
"Those bees are evil- you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany".

"Oh, dude, that's funny, since bees LIVE IN A HIVE!!!"

"Right; that was the point. Quit jokeboating".
by Duncan October 6, 2004
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Yer Ma

Chavs and neds say this to everyone.
Sort of like calling people 'pure gothic bams', 'big junkies', or 'y'bam'

These neds are the bane of Scottish society, They have nothing better to do...... I digress.
Basicly, Neds sy this and it's meant to be insulting.
'Yer ma, y'bam'
'Ah pure had yer ma'
'so did yer ma'
by Duncan January 14, 2004
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ned

Irritating guys who throw rocks at buses, wear 'pure sovvys'.
used to be found solely in glasgow, but are now found beating up goths even in Cockburn Street ( a goth mecca in Edinburgh). Come into games workshop and break peoples models.
'you are a ned'
by Duncan January 14, 2004
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shank

I'm gunna stab you with my shank.
by Duncan October 22, 2003
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maguffies

She's got some nice maguffies!

I'd like to get a hold of those maguffies!
by Duncan September 16, 2005
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cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.
A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.
by Duncan July 11, 2004
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FIIK

by Duncan April 14, 2003
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