18 definitions by Dumb_Bass

If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!

A popular phrase and bumper sticker from 1970s. It means that people are having sex in the van if it's rocking and they don't want you to come in.

Bumper Sticker: If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
Van: *rocks back and forth*
Steve: I guess I shouldn't be knockin'.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

bisexual flag

A pink, purple, and blue flag representing bisexuality. Although it usually has pink on the top, bisexuals don't care if you draw or fly it upside down since it goes both ways. Bisexuals think of the flag when ever they see a gradient with purple in it.

Lauren: I got my bisexual flag in the mail today!
Kevin: Are you going to iron it?
Lauren: Never.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.

Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

2doc

A ship between 2-D and Murdoc of Gorillaz that only degenerates support. Not because it's gay, but because Murdoc is abusive towards 2-D.

Sarah: Did you read my 2doc fanfic?
Lynn: Yes, and I vomited.

by Dumb_Bass September 13, 2020

Ben

A hoe.

Ron: Becky used to lemme smash but Becky is smashin Ben. Ben is a hoe.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

creepy old guy

The future winner of the 2020 American election.

Dave: Who will win the election?
Bob: The creepy old guy.
Dave: Which one?

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

r/unpopularopinion

A sub-reddit for popular opinions.

r/unpopularopinion? What a blatant lie!

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020