DudeWho'sJustABitNuts's definitions

neopian times

A collection of the most boring stories ever written. The authors root through dictionaries for hours trying to make their stories sound mature (failing). There's also an editorial where Neopet Staff try to cover up for all the senseless freezing.

Guy #1: What are you reading?
Guy #2: Neopian Times
Guy #1: *yawn*

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006

Hero

1. Somebody who's done something that has saved people and/or has tried/managed to change important things for the best.
2. "Hero" is one of the most coolest and action-packed films I've ever seen.

Martin Luther King Jr. is seen as a hero for convincing white people that black people were being treated unfairly.

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006

paki

Derogatory term that's mainly used by complete fuckheads. They can't tell a Muslim from a Hindu so the term "paki" goes to both races. Someone needs to shoot those racist bastards.

My classmate (and he's black o_O): I got a Paki version for 50 Cent's "Candy Shop". "I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the red spot"
Me:...you're an idiot....

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts February 18, 2007

homework

A form of child and teen torture in which they find out they cannot relax after a hard day's work at school, as they have to finish the 3,000 word English essay which is due in for the next day.

Kid *at graduation*: Foul beasts of the world, begone for all eternity! *throws homework book onto bonfire*

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 15, 2006

internet

An excellent creation, where you can get pretty much any information you need at the click of a mouse. But most sites (like MySpace and GameFAQs) are overrun by dumbasses, whiners, fanboys and complete assholes who will never get a life if it could save the world.

Social conversations on the internet look a bit like this:

n00b: shut up lol u r gay
Emo: omg wtf i hate you now im gonna cut myself lol

Sensible gamer: I believe the Wii will be better than the PS3 because I feel like playing in a different way this gen.
Fanboy: U FANBOY, EVRY1 NOWS PS3 IZ BETTA DAN DA WII LOL

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

The most boring excuse for a show that the new producers at Cartoon Network could make out of their small brains. Kid at an animal school, WHO GIVES A DAMN! O, Cartoon Network, where hast thou placeth Dexter's Lab?

Me: *after hearing My Gym Partner's A Monkey intro song for 19th time* ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006