2 definitions by DuchessBlarg
The ghetto neighbor to the average San Marcos and the red-neck Ramona and Valley Center. Home to 3 shitty public High schools and a ton of Mexican-filled elementaries. There are a couple good people, some old people, and a lot of weird-ass "gangstas" who really aren't that much of a trouble. If you don't have much money, Escondido is probably the place you'll end up, unless you want to live out in the middle of nowhere (Ramona and Valley Center). San Marcos is too expensive for the poorer middle class. There aren't many Upper class people, nor many poor people. The occasional beggar/scammer doesn't get anything 'cuz people are too uptight/smart to give money to 'em.
Person 1: Hey I live in Escondido
Person 2: Oh... I'm sorry.
Or occasionally when you meet someone wealthy:
Person 1: Hey I live in Escondido.
Person 2: Where the fuck is that?
Person 1: -_-
Person 2: Oh... I'm sorry.
Or occasionally when you meet someone wealthy:
Person 1: Hey I live in Escondido.
Person 2: Where the fuck is that?
Person 1: -_-
by DuchessBlarg September 27, 2011
The shitastic OS brought to you by Microsoft. It precedes Windows 7, but was after XP. It was forced down the throats of everyone who bought a new PC before Windows 7 became available.
Person 1: Hey I bought a new laptop!
Person 2: You should have bought one before Windows Vista became available.
Person 1: Why? :(
Person 2: Cause now you got the crappy Vista instead of XP!
Person 1: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Person 2: You should have bought one before Windows Vista became available.
Person 1: Why? :(
Person 2: Cause now you got the crappy Vista instead of XP!
Person 1: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!
by DuchessBlarg September 27, 2011