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online shopping

An otherwise great form of shopping where you can buy whatever you desire without a single interaction. Except for the fact that the item takes a fucking week in order for it to get to your house. I mean god damn, you'd think that with all the planes and drones we have nowadays it'd be quick but nooooo, it has to go through processing bullshit, which apparently takes even longer than shipping it across the country. We have to wait 5-7 days before we actually get the item we want, and if it's coming from over seas it takes even longer. And don't even get me started on shipping fees.

*Me online shopping*
Me: Wow an awesome Rubik's cube. (clicks buy)
(4 fucking days later)
Me: It's still not here >:(

by Dubiks February 28, 2019

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couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

couches are total ass magnets

by Dubiks December 31, 2019

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Easter Bunny

A giant bunny that sneaks into every house in America gives it's unhatched children away for other children to eat. Also, what candy companies monetize the shit out of in order to gain profit.

regular human being: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH! (pulls out gun and shoots Easter Bunny) (turns on light) Oh shit.

by Dubiks April 21, 2019

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