the place where you enter inexorbitant amounts of debt to "learn" things you will never apply once to your actual occupation. Basically, an expensive 4-year waiting period for a paper called "degree".
I will owe Wells Fargo my first born so I can pay off my college.
an intricate swiss-made watch often referred to "the museum watch" Has no numbers, because rich people do not have to be on time. They are usually the boss.
I was unable to tell Susie the time on my movado, it was half past the gold dot.