3 definitions by Dr.RumpRaider

Prosecco. Prosecco gets the ladies absolutely crinkled therefore, it is and should be known as princess petrol
Ella: "Lets go to the bar and have some princess petrol"

Kate: " Yeah then we can go do a split on some dicks"
by Dr.RumpRaider December 25, 2018
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A real salty butt pirate. A person who has deep rooted narcissistic beliefs and acts with false braggadocio behaviour. These beliefs can only have been created from being penetrated repeatedly by ones father.
Steve: "Hey man, I fucked six bitches this weekend! I'm also taking 3 of them to Rome with me".
Nick: "Dude, you look like a shaved toe... stop being such a Pring".
by Dr.RumpRaider February 16, 2019
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Kate: " How long are you going to be?"

Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"
by Dr.RumpRaider December 12, 2018
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