13 definitions by Dr. J

schmaggles

it's what the people of fraggle rock might say when they are pissed, duped, or frustrated. basically all the words i make up are replacements for swear words when ur frustrated.

"ahhh, schmaggles!"
"what?"
"i burnt the f-ing pizza."

by Dr. J April 25, 2005

crapamongers

An exclamation of disapproval and frustration. A substitution for the word/excalamation "Crap!" which contains the word in itself. It can substitute "crap!", "Shit!", fuck!" and "dammit!", etc., when you just are so frustrated that you want to say a longer word.

"CRAPAMONGERS! I'm late for bio class!"

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

Weaksauce

infertile male; sperm that is no good.

He has weaksauce and can't get his girl pregnant.

by Dr. J August 18, 2004

con rifle

Slang term in Cuba, primarily in Havana, to denote walking around the neighborhood in the evening with a bottle of rum to pay social visits with neighbors.

Example: "Hey,hermano, let's go out con rifle," Fidel Castro said to Gorbachev in 1984.

by Dr. J October 17, 2013

corn ho

anal sex, as in a penitentiary

The scrawny inmate was vigoursly corn-hoed by the big black man

by Dr. J March 20, 2004

juicy

Condition that occurs in the female gender when they are sexually aroused that causes wetness and/or moistness in the vaginal area.

Bitch, get juicy!
If she gets mad, reply, No, juicy drinks you pervert.

by Dr. J March 20, 2004

festinga

n. An attractive, fun female; a party girl.

RL had a dope party Friday, there were festingas everywhere!

by Dr. J March 29, 2004