28 definitions by Dr. Real Nasty
Dick and Virgina Johnson constantly receive the "ASSCRATER of the Party" award due to their rude and selfish behavior toward other people!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 25, 2023
SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.
"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
A hook up or "one night stand."
"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
CUMMING is often thought to be synonymous with the word "coming" but actually it is a homophone. Cumming means sexual climax.
When Virgina was coming around the mountain she was also CUMMING so loudly that security came three times!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 15, 2023
There are two definitions of Ass Pierce:
1. noun - The result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument in an one's ass, aka buttocks, fanny, tush, tushy, butt, cheeks, posterior, backside, fanny or derriere.
2. verb - The act of mean behavior by a Human Ass Animal toward a human being.
1. noun - The result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument in an one's ass, aka buttocks, fanny, tush, tushy, butt, cheeks, posterior, backside, fanny or derriere.
2. verb - The act of mean behavior by a Human Ass Animal toward a human being.
Vagina is the biggest cunt! She butt her way into Dick's conversation from behind and gave him a real Ass Pierce or three in front of everyone in the room!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 8, 2023
is when a BIOLOGICAL MALE human being gets a boner, aka stiffy, hard-on, penile erection, boner, babymaker, chubby, fatty, bonny, bonk-on (UK) or erect penis at an impromptu time.
Harry Dick Johnson's penis went complete STIFFLIFY on the diving board during the competition in front of thousands of people! Poor schmuck!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023
When a friend will NOT hook up another friend with a discount that he/she (not "he-she") gets somewhere.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 11, 2023