3 definitions by Dr. Octagynocologist
A very useless word to describe the obscure process of adding layers of moleskin or makeshift materials to create an ad hoc bushing for the lower rim opening of one's medical penis enlargement vacuum pump in preparation for prolonged use, or as an emergency measure to, for example, abate painful penile shaft edemas or mitigate testicular torsion and seminal vesicle ruptures, commonplace among unfortunate individuals with a thumb dick, so that one may resume vigorous penile pumping, effectively turning the penis into a semi-resilient, flaccid superchubby resembling a miniature rancid eggplant, inevitably leading to DVT - Deep Vein Throboshits and perpetual impotence.
Intercom: "Dr. Wang, please report to the north wing nurses station immediately for adolescent penile pump evacuation and flaccid priapism drainage."
Nurse: "Orderly Johnson, please prepare and sterilize the bone saw and hydraulic urethra lancer."
Patient: "Nurse, please, the pain. I need some moleskin or at least help holding my pump upright."
Nurse: "I'm sorry, son, we do not permit petaling, perpetual masturbation or hand jobs in common areas of the pediatric ward."
Nurse: "Orderly Johnson, please prepare and sterilize the bone saw and hydraulic urethra lancer."
Patient: "Nurse, please, the pain. I need some moleskin or at least help holding my pump upright."
Nurse: "I'm sorry, son, we do not permit petaling, perpetual masturbation or hand jobs in common areas of the pediatric ward."
by Dr. Octagynocologist December 12, 2013
1.) The practice of either abusing introspective thought to procrastinate or not contribute to a group.
2.) To seduce and falsely intrigue women by a charlatan, pseudo-intellectual PUA posing as cerebral and deep in thought.
3.) Essentially, the mental raping of another person during a conversation involving one or more parties directly communicating with another party that is avoiding eye contact to stare at the genitals, mouths and the babalons of those he is violating sexually in his own mind in real time.
4.) Systematically imagining the varied subject matter and apparatus to include in one's next meth-driven, epic masturbation marathon.
2.) To seduce and falsely intrigue women by a charlatan, pseudo-intellectual PUA posing as cerebral and deep in thought.
3.) Essentially, the mental raping of another person during a conversation involving one or more parties directly communicating with another party that is avoiding eye contact to stare at the genitals, mouths and the babalons of those he is violating sexually in his own mind in real time.
4.) Systematically imagining the varied subject matter and apparatus to include in one's next meth-driven, epic masturbation marathon.
by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014
1.) The long form of the acronym OMG, or "Oh My God," represented as the quality of invoking, exuding, harboring, sustained astonishment, possibly in the pejorative or insipid sense.
2.) Can relate alternatively to the phrase "Oh My Goodness" if used by rubes, codgers or sea hags.
*Represented as OMGness or OMG-ness, but NEVER omgness - A Mogolion colloquialism involving a man inviting another man to drive his hoard of proverbial horse archers into the youngest of his virginal daughters, customarily.
**Quality of OMGness is possibly penultimate to yet-defined: OMFGness, a theoretically ludicrous quantum-physical tear of all nine dimensions across the entire breadth of this and all parallel universes sparked by an unbearably hypercataclysmic event, such as the development of a human female fist-biter body into Denise Milani x 1 order of magnitude.
2.) Can relate alternatively to the phrase "Oh My Goodness" if used by rubes, codgers or sea hags.
*Represented as OMGness or OMG-ness, but NEVER omgness - A Mogolion colloquialism involving a man inviting another man to drive his hoard of proverbial horse archers into the youngest of his virginal daughters, customarily.
**Quality of OMGness is possibly penultimate to yet-defined: OMFGness, a theoretically ludicrous quantum-physical tear of all nine dimensions across the entire breadth of this and all parallel universes sparked by an unbearably hypercataclysmic event, such as the development of a human female fist-biter body into Denise Milani x 1 order of magnitude.
1.) Denise Milani's incredibly improbable bodily proportions, easily surpassing previous OMFG levels of lust-filled shock reserved for the likes of Jessica Rabbit, have manifested an "OMGness" phenomenon within men everywhere driven to, should they view pictures of her impossible to hide or ignore dem-titties-to-waist-to-hip-to-dat-ass ratio, drop whatever they are doing to jack-off uncontrollably, imprisoned with furious contempt by a body that should be classified as an international crime and affront to God.
2.) Lindsay Lohan's relentless exploits and tiresome "OMGness" have gradually rendered her boringly unfappable to a point where she absolutely must release a series of candid MFF sex tape ordeals that incorporate side characters like Denise Milani and Jennifer Lawrence.
2.) Lindsay Lohan's relentless exploits and tiresome "OMGness" have gradually rendered her boringly unfappable to a point where she absolutely must release a series of candid MFF sex tape ordeals that incorporate side characters like Denise Milani and Jennifer Lawrence.
by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014