4 definitions by Dr. Gary Mustard

nymphobrainiac

Excessive knowledge of sex

Dr. Ruth is a total nymphobrainiac.

by Dr. Gary Mustard August 24, 2019

Tan't

The inability to tan.

Pale Katie: "Gawd, just look at my back! I look like a freaking New England lobster!"

Normal Jill: "Well, you know what they say, some people tan, some people tan't."

by Dr. Gary Mustard January 22, 2017

Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

by Dr. Gary Mustard September 6, 2017

Fergatory

A state of limbo inhabited exclusively by former Black Eyed Peas frontwoman, Fergie.

Tim: I wonder what Fergie is up to these days.

Reggie: Dude, no one knows. She's been in Fergatory.

by Dr. Gary Mustard June 10, 2020