Someone who could easily be fucked. Thus the word "bad-matic" (able to be taken to the bed)

Coined by MajelaZezeDiamond, in the song titled "Mrs. Obama is a whore"

I am bedmatic, I love Obama's cock

Bedmatic by Sir Straf Salot March 10, 2011

Related Words

bedmate • badmate • badmatesmanship • Bedmatic • bedateable • bedeater • bedwater • Bed Date • bed dater

badmatesmanship

When your mate repeatedly cancels on organised events which he has known about for weeks or even months with little or no notice, or good reason.

Nigel Wagner said he couldn't come to an organised 30th birthday party of a supposedly close friend who he lived with for a year, and by way of notification via a text message at 14:09 the day before the event. This is an extreme example of badmatesmanship.

badmatesmanship by notabadmate December 14, 2010

Bedmatics

This is a term use on people who are extremely knowledgeable in the art of sex.

John: Dude, that girl's got a degree in bedmatics! Best sex of my life.

Bedmatics by Doorways June 4, 2015

bedwater

Used to stay cool year-round, bed water is water that is spread throughout the entirety of one's sleeping surface. The evaporation from the water keeps the sleeper close to hypothermia for multiple hours.

Wow, this bed is soaked! I slightly overdid it with the bedwater tonight.

bedwater by eggwerd January 2, 2017

bedateable

SEXXXY

I like to be BEDATEABLE in bed with my girl.

bedateable by YouurBigDaddy May 28, 2016

badmate

When your mate says he cant meet up because he's working overtime and then wonders out at 6 oclock and still doesnt come out.

Nigel Wagner said he couldnt come out on wednesday because he was working overtime and then left work at 6. The same time as Ben left but who did come. This is what you call being a badmate

badmate by ace elliott December 10, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026