3 definitions by Dr Hoo

To be persistently physically and/or verbally intimidated over a period of time by someone of debatable mental health and often of monkey like appearance. Named after Mark van Bommel, dutch footballer, thug and generally insane person.
'Shit dude what happened to you?' 'Man, i got Van Bommeled'

You know when you've been Van Bommeled!
by Dr Hoo October 15, 2010
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Prog=Shit is a universal law discovered by Sir Isaac Newton, the noted Philosopher, Scientist and pioneering DJ.
Prog is shit

Prog? Shit!
by Dr Hoo October 12, 2010
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A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.
Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.
by Dr Hoo October 11, 2010
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