8 definitions by Dr Ben
by Dr Ben June 28, 2009
Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed
James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter
Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
by Dr Ben February 15, 2011
A stack of mail that sits unopened because the recipient is sure that it contains bad news e.g. bank statements, credit card bills. Usually accumulates for weeks before being tackled all at once
John: What's that mail over there?
Jim: Oh, that's my pile of denial. I can't be dealing with that right now
Jim: Oh, that's my pile of denial. I can't be dealing with that right now
by Dr Ben March 7, 2013
When a sudden flash of inspiration leads to a horrible chain of events. The opposite of a masterstroke.
Jim: I thought it might be a good idea to use a blowtorch to trim my butt hair. Now I haven't sat down for a week and when I fart it smells like barbecue.
Bob: That's a hell of a disasterstroke dude
Bob: That's a hell of a disasterstroke dude
by Dr Ben May 30, 2013
The state of feeling overbloated from having consumed too much beer. Can be partially cured by burping.
by Dr Ben August 12, 2012
After an evening of moderate drinking, Danger Beer is the beer that puts you over the edge to fully drunk and doubles the resultant hangover. You know you shouldn't have it but you can't resist one last beer before the night is over.
by Dr Ben September 4, 2011
The five minute period just after entering a nightclub but just before buying your first drink where it is customary to casually explore all areas of the club looking for male/female talent
by Dr Ben February 12, 2009