5 definitions by Douche Nuke
“You slept too late to get the breakfast buffet while it was still open.”
“Yeah I know I snost and lost.”
“Yeah I know I snost and lost.”
by Douche Nuke May 14, 2018
Two shots- one of tequila followed by one of coffee liquor (kahlua or similar). Like a 90’s sitcom hair part down the middle, two opposing shots come together in perfect harmony.
by Douche Nuke May 7, 2023
Approximately four chicken wings deep, when the level of buffalo sauce on your fingers reaches a point where you can no longer touch any other object in sight (beer glass, cell phone, etc.) without smearing sauce all over it
The waitress didn’t bring any wet naps, I’m not touching these wings until I know I won’t end up shackled to the sauce forever
by Douche Nuke March 11, 2018
The type of poop delivered to your toilet bowl that has a brothy, sometimes chunky consistency. Typically diagnosed pre-release by the feeling of one's stomach turning into a slow cooker. Often caused by a night of heavy alcohol consumption.
"I shouldn't have drank so much beer last night, I'm brewing up a special batch of chicken poo-dle soup this morning."
by Douche Nuke February 26, 2017
When you run into a situation involving two or more people who need to use an unavailable bathroom, this is a shituation.
by Douche Nuke September 27, 2020