7 definitions by Dositio
by Dositio April 29, 2018
I left two donuts sitting on the table, when I came back someone had thanosed them.
Marvel just thanosed their fanbase.
I was playing fortnite the other day and this hacker thanosed everyone.
Marvel just thanosed their fanbase.
I was playing fortnite the other day and this hacker thanosed everyone.
by Dositio April 29, 2018
The main hq for liberal beliefs and socialism in the United States. Their state government is very deeply in debt and wants to have the the rest of the states bail them out. Colleges in cali are the breeding grounds for sjws.
Good thing Trump won the election! If Hillary had won the USA would be like cali, covered in shit and needles.
There are so many regulations in california I had to move my business, lucky for me texas is the best state, has the least regulations and is not too far away.
I feel like we would be better off if california left the union.
God knew that california would end up being the worst place on earth, thats why he added the fault line.
Another place where government officials make much more than the citizens and pay the least in taxes.
A beautiful state but like the jail in monopoly you are better off just passing through.
There are so many regulations in california I had to move my business, lucky for me texas is the best state, has the least regulations and is not too far away.
I feel like we would be better off if california left the union.
God knew that california would end up being the worst place on earth, thats why he added the fault line.
Another place where government officials make much more than the citizens and pay the least in taxes.
A beautiful state but like the jail in monopoly you are better off just passing through.
by Dositio June 29, 2018
"Latinx"This random collection of letters continues to not be a word so you cannot use it in a sentence.
by Dositio November 25, 2018
The number one cause of family feuds on Thanksgiving of 2019
Used when you cannot defend your arguments and need a way to escape out of a mildly stressful situation.
Used when you cannot defend your arguments and need a way to escape out of a mildly stressful situation.
Kid-“Its all your generations fault that the environment is ruined”
Grandpa-“The majority of pollution comes from Asian countries where ironically one of the leading outputs are the companies which make the very phones you are complaining about the environment on”
kid-“Ok boomer”
Grandpa- “Hand over you phone and go to you room”
kid-“MOM GRANDPA TOLD ME TO GO TO MY ROOM”
mom-“How dare you misgender me, I am your self aware alien dragon birther. Go to your room you racist whitey. Also respect your elders”
Welcome to clownworld, stay a while
Grandpa-“The majority of pollution comes from Asian countries where ironically one of the leading outputs are the companies which make the very phones you are complaining about the environment on”
kid-“Ok boomer”
Grandpa- “Hand over you phone and go to you room”
kid-“MOM GRANDPA TOLD ME TO GO TO MY ROOM”
mom-“How dare you misgender me, I am your self aware alien dragon birther. Go to your room you racist whitey. Also respect your elders”
Welcome to clownworld, stay a while
by Dositio November 3, 2019
The common definition of clout is fame or wealth but the actual definition is a type of Native american loin cloth.
A good ole pair of breech clout consists of a leather belt worn around the waist with a long “often wool” cloth pulled through from the front to back that cups the nether regions.
Looks like a diaper and a speedo had a baby.
A good ole pair of breech clout consists of a leather belt worn around the waist with a long “often wool” cloth pulled through from the front to back that cups the nether regions.
Looks like a diaper and a speedo had a baby.
Girl 1, Did you see SittingBull in his new Breech Clout?
Girl 2, Yes it does a good job of protecting his junk.
Girl 2, Yes it does a good job of protecting his junk.
by Dositio September 16, 2018
My father used to whip me until one day I said hit me harder daddy. Long story short it hasnt happened since.
by Dositio October 12, 2018