4 definitions by Doro's Mama
Fanfiction term for a character authors love to whump, to torture and abuse in various ways. (And that readers love to read about!) Some characters are considered more naturally whumpable than others.
A: I love to read stories where Daniel Jackson gets whumped.
B: Yeah, but Stiles Stilinski is even more whumpable! My poor baby!
C: You're both wrong! That story where Clint Barton becomes Loki's BDSM slave for, like, centuries! Classic! Hes the most whumpable of all! 💖
B: Yeah, but Stiles Stilinski is even more whumpable! My poor baby!
C: You're both wrong! That story where Clint Barton becomes Loki's BDSM slave for, like, centuries! Classic! Hes the most whumpable of all! 💖
by Doro's Mama April 20, 2020
A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....
B: Wow, how much did you buy?
A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
B: Wow, how much did you buy?
A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
by Doro's Mama November 16, 2015
"Steve and James did some really exuberant cardio last night. We could hear them from downstairs."
"Hey, whatever burns your calories!"
"Hey, whatever burns your calories!"
by Doro's Mama June 6, 2018
1. A man's testicles where sperm is produced.
2. Courage or bravery.
3. Manliness.
Most human males have two, but some - notably Donald Trump - do not have any.
2. Courage or bravery.
3. Manliness.
Most human males have two, but some - notably Donald Trump - do not have any.
"He ran into a burning building to save the baby?" "Man, that takes balls!"
"Donnie has absolutely no compassion for anyone needy. Hes a dick, but he has no balls!"
"Donnie has absolutely no compassion for anyone needy. Hes a dick, but he has no balls!"
by Doro's Mama March 26, 2020