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4 definitions by Doof

 
1.
A "friend" who only likes you when you have something they want eg. chips
Ant: Can I have a Dorito?
Bec: What? Do I know you? Stop being a chip friend!
by Doof June 18, 2006
 
2.
an act of stupidity, harmless play
leslie is such a doofy person.
by DOOF April 12, 2004
 
3.
faulty, sub-standard
by doof April 23, 2003
 
4.
BMW
Black mans willy
do you like BMW's?
by doof July 28, 2003