86 definitions by Donald Cowboy Cerrone
Urban dicktionary with a penis on it. Putting a k in urbandictionary. Perhaps the funniest play on words ever!
When you spell urbandictionary U R B A N D I C K T I O N A R Y it looks like urbanpenisary. I looked up urban dicktionary in urbandictionary.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
1 A nurse or intern . 2 A backup on a sports team. 3 To clean something using a scrubbing motion. 4 Zach Braff or Donald Faison
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 13, 2017
Last night in my dream I was in tittie land. I woke up with the blanket looking like a tent had been erected.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 14, 2017
An adult beverage consisting of one part Makers Mark whiskey, one part Absolute razberry wodka, one part 99 Bananas Liqeur, two parts 7up, and one part Red Bull, plus a teaspoon of brown sugar and a splash of Tooky liqeur.
Cris Cyborg had one frapatooky too many after UFC 211 and she got totally hammered. Cris, who has a dick got an enormous erection and fucked Brittany Palmer, a UFC ring girl.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 20, 2018
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
January 1979 Playmate. Candy was also Playboy's 25th anniversary Playmate....Candy measured 37-24-34.....She is a beautiful brunette who stood 5'7" and weighed 110 at the time of her centerfolds........She is the hottest chick to ever live.........Huge, fine , firm titties hung on her chest.
The gorgeous Candy Loving had an old school un shaved pussy that was very bushy and very ripe. Just google her and you will be amazed at her beauty.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
A very dyke-ish lesbian. They usually dress in army pants and where mens boots and mens shirts. The butch lesbo is also characterized by a butch job haircut. Just like Howie Long's hair style on a woman.
My better half and I went to the County Fair yesterday. It must of been Lesbian Day at the County Fair. I have never seen so many Dyke-ish looking chicks before in my life. This one "lady", who was very butch, cut in front of my ass in the deep fried banana line. I said to her, "hey dyke bitch,your dyke ass just cut in front of me"! She proceeded to kick me in the nuts. Despite the pain I said to myself all bets are off and i dropped her with a nasty left hook. I dont normally hit women but this chick certainly deserved it.The cops came and fortunately arrested the dyke bitch who assaulted me !st......YIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 1, 2018