Doktorfunk's definitions

Foaty

Proper way to pronounce forty.
Used to reference a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor, though any bottle of this size is technically a foaty, regardless of its content.

Yo nigga, pass me that weed and a couple of foaties.

by doktorfunk January 7, 2005

Dick Nixon

Richard Nixon.

Since the name Dick has come to be more commonly used as slang for a penis, to say 'Dick Nixon' when referring to the man is sometimes intentionally irreverent or insulting.

Also used as a reference to the penis.

Dick Nixon's the man... in my PANTS.

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

MR F

Mentally Retarded Female

Rita, you're a real MR F.

Why thank you!

by doktorfunk November 8, 2005

wikibinge

When you read lots of Wikipedia articles in a row. Usually done by simply following links in text to other atricles.

Arrrgh. I'm so tired after that 6 am wikibinge last night.

by Doktorfunk January 31, 2006

leaner

A line of coke.

You know, you gotta lean over to get at it.

Joey: Ey man, hit up this leaner?

Ted: Definately

by doktorfunk November 2, 2005

druggy

Of or pertaining to drugs. NOT a person who uses said drugs. That would be a druggie.

Robert often likes to talk about druggy subjects. For this reason, we call him a druggie.

by Doktorfunk July 30, 2006

Procol Harum

Procol Harum was a British Rock/Psychedelic/Progressive band that was formed in the early 1960s. They drew attention with their #1 hit single "A Whiter Shade of Pale", though over time their success declined and they obtained a large cult following.

After the success of their initial studio work, they decided to tour, with their first show being the opening act for Jimi Hendrix in 1967.

The Original (Classical) lineup consisted of Gary Brooker (piano and lead vocals), Robin Trower (guitar), Matthew Fisher (organ), David Knights (bass), B.J. Wilson (drums), and Keith Reid (lyricist), though there were many, many lineup changes before they broke up in 1977.

Point of interest: Procol Harum's "A Whiter Shade of Pale" tied with Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" for Best British Pop Single 1952-1977.

Bill: Man, do you want to listen to some good music?

Dave: Yeah man.

Bill: I'll break out the Procol Harum

Dave: Sweet

by doktorfunk August 3, 2005