Doktorfunk's definitions

botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.

Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

candy flip

Noun: the combination of LSD and Ecstacy
Verb: to take such a combination

Ex1: What's that in my coffee? -- A candy flip!
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Ex2: Man I was candy flipping so hard I didn't know my own name.

by doktorfunk September 7, 2005

percy

Noun: Something that is yours; just for you.

Verb: To claim something as your own.

Example 1: "This is my percy umbrella"

Example 2: "I'm going to percy that pizza."

by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006

Foaty

Proper way to pronounce forty.
Used to reference a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor, though any bottle of this size is technically a foaty, regardless of its content.

Yo nigga, pass me that weed and a couple of foaties.

by doktorfunk January 7, 2005

MR F

Mentally Retarded Female

Rita, you're a real MR F.

Why thank you!

by doktorfunk November 8, 2005

navigazing

As one might guess, the term is a portmanteau of the words navigate and gazing.

When you are navigazing, you are paying more attention to the environment around you than to where you are actually going. This state of being is generally useful when you have time to kill or simply enjoy looking at the world around you.

I was navigazing around and I totally wound up in Vegas.

by Doktorfunk June 20, 2006

juicy

Marijuana laced with PCP

Man, I'm ripped. Was that chronic juicy or something?

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005