diggity splits

Quickly. If something is to be done in short order, philosophers refer to this as being done diggity splits.
by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006
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bacardi razz

Rape in a bottle
35% liquor, but tastes like juice. Chicks drink a ton and get drunk without realizing it, allowing youg men to take them home.
The girl at the office party got so drunk off of bacardi Razz and then her boss took her in the back room and helped her "file some papers".
by doktorfunk December 01, 2005
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Procol Harum

Procol Harum was a British Rock/Psychedelic/Progressive band that was formed in the early 1960s. They drew attention with their #1 hit single "A Whiter Shade of Pale", though over time their success declined and they obtained a large cult following.

After the success of their initial studio work, they decided to tour, with their first show being the opening act for Jimi Hendrix in 1967.

The Original (Classical) lineup consisted of Gary Brooker (piano and lead vocals), Robin Trower (guitar), Matthew Fisher (organ), David Knights (bass), B.J. Wilson (drums), and Keith Reid (lyricist), though there were many, many lineup changes before they broke up in 1977.

Point of interest: Procol Harum's "A Whiter Shade of Pale" tied with Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" for Best British Pop Single 1952-1977.
Bill: Man, do you want to listen to some good music?

Dave: Yeah man.

Bill: I'll break out the Procol Harum

Dave: Sweet
by doktorfunk August 03, 2005
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ham show

The drunk girl at a party or bar. I don't mean she's had a few drinks, I mean she's HAMMERED. She stumbles around the bar, flashes people, tries to make out with fat guys, etc.

This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.
Chris: Did you see that ham show last night? She tried to stick her tongue down my throat.

Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.
by doktorfunk September 26, 2005
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percy

Noun: Something that is yours; just for you.

Verb: To claim something as your own.
Example 1: "This is my percy umbrella"

Example 2: "I'm going to percy that pizza."
by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006
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Foaty

Proper way to pronounce forty.
Used to reference a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor, though any bottle of this size is technically a foaty, regardless of its content.
Yo nigga, pass me that weed and a couple of foaties.
by doktorfunk January 07, 2005
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leaner

A line of coke.

You know, you gotta lean over to get at it.
Joey: Ey man, hit up this leaner?

Ted: Definately
by doktorfunk November 02, 2005
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