3 definitions by Dogenut

FCD

FCD is the abbreviated form of fat cunt disorder.

My knees hurt because I have FCD
My girlfriend likes men with FCD
I just got back from the doctor and I have been diagnosed with FCD

by Dogenut August 10, 2018

Braden Horst

A man child who whines when he dosen't get what he wants. Braden Horst has no respect for authority. He will downplay his failures and broadcast his achievements to anyone who will listen and even to those who wont. His word means nothing to him and he will say anything to get what he wants.

Stop being a Braden Horst and grow up, I'm not buying you anything.

by Dogenut December 13, 2018

wankulate

The act of of low key mastrabating in the same room as your mother

It is a verb.
"I wankulated last night!''
"you wanna wankulate with me?"

by Dogenut January 9, 2018