9 definitions by Doctorjay
What one says to oneself or to a companion upon seeing something perpetrated by another that is disturbing, distressing, or just plain nasty.
Person A: Oh my god ...
Person B: Dude, what is it?
Person A: There's a 300-pound girl in Daisy Dukes and a halter top across the street.
Person B: That's just wrong.
Person B: Dude, what is it?
Person A: There's a 300-pound girl in Daisy Dukes and a halter top across the street.
Person B: That's just wrong.
by Doctorjay September 8, 2010
Work that needs to be done on a dissertation, keeping the writer from doing something else much more enjoyable.
Person A: Hey man, you up for the game and a few beers?
Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do.
Person A: Sucks, too bad.
Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do.
Person A: Sucks, too bad.
by Doctorjay October 4, 2011
Playing Words with Friends while taking a dump. A dangerous activity, since your phone can fall into the toilet and drown.
Person A: Hey, what happened to your old phone?
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
by Doctorjay December 14, 2015
by Doctorjay March 15, 2017
An annoying and meaningless but for some unknown reason widely used expression in sports journalism and commentary. A likely corruption of the much more sensible 'get on track', referring to an athlete or team playing better after a period of subpar performance.
Joe Theismann: 'On the other side of the ball, who would have thought we'd be wondering when the Colts' struggling offense will get untracked?'
Reader: 'WTF does that even mean, Joe?'
Reader: 'WTF does that even mean, Joe?'
by Doctorjay October 7, 2011
The opposite of a 'statement win' in sports: a defeat so bad it proves how bad a team really is, especially a team previously thought to be not so bad.
by Doctorjay December 10, 2014
A governor from a flyover state who thinks he's a big deal but isn't. Bonus points if you're a right wing DB.
Mike Pence, what a flyovernor.
by Doctorjay February 15, 2017