7 definitions by Doc Velocity
A guy who claims that he's not gay and that he loves pussy, but who is so obsessed with anal sex that he neglects the pussy.
Cornboy over there says he loves pussy, but he would rather have a kernel of corn stuck in the tip of his dick.
by Doc Velocity November 21, 2019
Normally, "bootleg" refers to goods illegally sold and distributed, without proper taxation, and at a loss to the original manufacturer of the goods. This can apply to anything, from booze to cigarettes to designer jeans, etc, as long as it is sold and distributed by other than legal means. Today the term is primarily used to describe stolen audio/video recordings that are illegally sold and distributed on the Internet.
I know all about counterfeiting, pirating and bootlegging because I sell bootleg CDs and other material on the Internet. Give me a call if you need anything.
by Doc Velocity December 25, 2004
opposite of romantic.
adjective (AN-ty-ro-MAN-ty)
Word created by Prof. Charles Austin Miller, esteemed
adjective (AN-ty-ro-MAN-ty)
Word created by Prof. Charles Austin Miller, esteemed
"Puke on a first date is so anti-romanti"
by Doc Velocity February 7, 2008
One who delights in slorping down slippery loads of jizz. Although this term carries a negative connotation when applied to macho males, it is considered a positive attribute in women and homosexual men.
I sucked and jacked his heavy cock until his balls exploded a clotted wad of jizz in my mouth---it tasted sour, but I swallowed it anyway. Then he patted my head and murmured, "You're one hell of a cum sucker."
by Doc Velocity November 22, 2019
Noun, comprised of two words: chimpanzee + intimidation
Also, v. chimptimidate
When a relatively insignificant number of minority complaints have the disproportionate effect of making national headlines, getting prominant people fired, altering the path of state and federal legislation, and limiting free thought and speech for an entire nation. Thus, the prejudiced objections of a very few minority members have enormous impact upon the general public.
Chimptimidation allows the minority to punish the majority for social transgressions both real and fabricated (but usually fabricated).
Chimptimidation, chimptimidate and chimptimidated are words that were all created by Prof. Charles A. Miller in October of 2007.
Also, v. chimptimidate
When a relatively insignificant number of minority complaints have the disproportionate effect of making national headlines, getting prominant people fired, altering the path of state and federal legislation, and limiting free thought and speech for an entire nation. Thus, the prejudiced objections of a very few minority members have enormous impact upon the general public.
Chimptimidation allows the minority to punish the majority for social transgressions both real and fabricated (but usually fabricated).
Chimptimidation, chimptimidate and chimptimidated are words that were all created by Prof. Charles A. Miller in October of 2007.
Our news media, our politicians, our educators and our entertainers all live in a perpetual state of chimptimidation, fearing the possibility that they might offend a small minority of Americans.
by Doc Velocity November 23, 2019
Literally, death by romance.
n. Romanticide can apply to both suicide AND homicide committed in the name of romance.
n. Romanticide can apply to both suicide AND homicide committed in the name of romance.
Karen briefly considered attaching her high-top nipple-clamps, but common sense told her she shouldn't kill the poor bastid on their first date, despite her affection for romanticide.
by Doc Velocity February 7, 2008
An episode of romance.
n. (combination of Romance and Episode)
Word invented by Dr. Charles Austin Miller
n. (combination of Romance and Episode)
Word invented by Dr. Charles Austin Miller
by Doc Velocity February 7, 2008