Definitions by DizzyLizzy

jump the couch 

To jump the couch is to go crazy for someone on national T.V. by ''jumping on thier couch'' Can be used on people you know personally too. Also see jump the shark Tom Cruise

Steve: OH MY GOD I LOVE ALYSSA SO MUCH BLAH BLAH BLAH *starts to jump*

Fred: Gee, no reason to jump the couch Steve, your ruining my 599 dollar leather couch!

jump the couch by DizzyLizzy April 24, 2007

american idol 

A crappy reality show where bratty kids overbutcher songs sung by the greatest legends alive like Stevie Wonder and Diana Ross. What's even worse is that horny 11-year girls vote for the crappiest singer in the universe and support this gay ass show. The highlight of the show is when that bitch Paula slaps Simon for like the 89th time in a row. God FOX really does suck

Contestant:If youu were mah girll oh oh yah!

Randy: Yah dawg wasn't feeling it

Fuck you guy

11 year old bitch: LYK OMG THAT GUY IS SOO HAWT EVEN THO HE CAN'T SING IMMA VOTE FOR HIM A GABILLION TIMES!

american idol is coorperate shit

american idol by DizzyLizzy April 24, 2007

cankle 

When a fat persons calf connect's with the flab on thier ankle, causing a cankle. They are really gross, mind you

Keep eating candy and you'll get a cankle

cankle by DizzyLizzy April 19, 2007

stummy 

Combonation of the words ''stomach'' and ''tummy''

After I ate that huge bowl of popcorn, my stummy started to hurt

stummy by DizzyLizzy April 19, 2007

wendy's 

Best fast food place ever. If something happend like you could develop a disease that made your leg fall off from eating there, I wouldn't care because thier food is mad good. (Thier fries and Frosties are the best)

I would never eat at taco bell if I could get a disease that made my leg fell off from eating thier food, but if it happend at wendy's I'd sure as hell still eat there!

wendy's by DizzyLizzy April 19, 2007

Judge Judy 

Some old bitch on T.V. who just yells even if you don't look at her, well why the fuck would you wanna look at that ugly old wrinkled face for? She yells way too much, you have to turn your t.v. down because of her annoying voice, and I hate her

Judge Judy is a bitch

Judge Judy by DizzyLizzy April 6, 2007

bed bath and beyond 

The store that sells bath and bed stuff. I have never found the beyond part.

The beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there

bed bath and beyond by DizzyLizzy April 6, 2007