DizzyLizzy's definitions

Crackberry

Slang for the T-Mobile phone Blackberry. I guess they call it this because it breaks down a lot or people use them a lot for texting but I don't have one so I wouldn't know

Hey you! Get off your Crackberry and focus on the road!

by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006

taco hut

A combination of taco bell and pizza hut

Let's go to taco hut

by DizzyLizzy January 29, 2007

summer school

1. Where you go during the summer because you are too stupid to study and focus on school the regular year.

2.To describe someone with no class

1. Fuck summer school! I should probably just drop out and work at McDonald's for the rest of my life.

2. Shandra stole Kenshia's boyfriend, therefore Shandra is considered summer school.

by DizzyLizzy June 11, 2006

lady cave

Another word for vagina

Watch out she's got crabs in her lady cave!

by DizzyLizzy March 1, 2007

chuck e. cheese

A place where I can get some pizza and get molested at the same time

At chuck e. cheese you eat cruddy pizza while a guy in a mouse suit fondles your dick

by DizzyLizzy December 29, 2006

green twinkie

A green twinkie is simply put a big wad of cash. And nothing more

I'm hungry for a green twinkie

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

Middle School Dance

A huge whorefest. Girls show up in teeny tops and mini skirts even in the dead of winter. Guys dress like the douchebags they are, wearing thier RocaWear and SouthPole. Some dances sell glowsticks, see school is educational, it's teaching 6th graders about raves! Not only the glowstick thing raves and dances have in common, they blare loud music. But not techno, oh no! middle school dances usually blare Top 40 hits from 5 months ago that everyone is sick of listening to because the local radio station overplays them, such as ''Smack That'' and When You're Mad'' but also they play shit from the 1970's like AC/DC when only half of the dimwitted students even know who they are, or when they came out. Then they play a slow song and it's a race to find someone of the opppiste sex. If you don't, you look like a loser in the corner all by yourself wishing the song would just friggin end already! or you look like a gay/lesbian if your one of those types that dances with thier friends during slow songs. Plus some of these dances have cops in the corner so we can make sure nobody's having oral sex on the floor while the gay ass teachers chaperoning are doing it anally in one of the classrooms as we speak.

A Middle School Dance was probably one of the worst things invented

by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007