223 definitions by DizzyLizzy
A K-Mart with a grocery center inside. Kind of like Super Wal-Mart. The only similarity is they both suck.
by DizzyLizzy June 6, 2006
The day all the religious wackjobs think the world will end, which is today. This day also occured a century ago,, but I don't think anyone made as much of a big deal as they did today.
A century ago: ''It's 6/6/06. Oh well. Back to shucking corn.''
Today'' It's 6/6/06! AHHH RUN THE END IS NEAR! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!
Me to religous wackjob: 'Shut up.''
Today'' It's 6/6/06! AHHH RUN THE END IS NEAR! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!
Me to religous wackjob: 'Shut up.''
by DizzyLizzy June 6, 2006
A huge whorefest. Girls show up in teeny tops and mini skirts even in the dead of winter. Guys dress like the douchebags they are, wearing thier RocaWear and SouthPole. Some dances sell glowsticks, see school is educational, it's teaching 6th graders about raves! Not only the glowstick thing raves and dances have in common, they blare loud music. But not techno, oh no! middle school dances usually blare Top 40 hits from 5 months ago that everyone is sick of listening to because the local radio station overplays them, such as ''Smack That'' and When You're Mad'' but also they play shit from the 1970's like AC/DC when only half of the dimwitted students even know who they are, or when they came out. Then they play a slow song and it's a race to find someone of the opppiste sex. If you don't, you look like a loser in the corner all by yourself wishing the song would just friggin end already! or you look like a gay/lesbian if your one of those types that dances with thier friends during slow songs. Plus some of these dances have cops in the corner so we can make sure nobody's having oral sex on the floor while the gay ass teachers chaperoning are doing it anally in one of the classrooms as we speak.
by DizzyLizzy February 20, 2007
1. I'm Irish
2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything
1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!
2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out
2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything
1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!
2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out
by DizzyLizzy March 17, 2007
by DizzyLizzy January 21, 2007
A fucking workplace hell where you are trapped 9-5 in a cubicle crunching numbers or whatever with not animals, but shit ass workers that hate thier job as the attaction
by DizzyLizzy January 30, 2007
Someone who has posted defentions since the site started in 1999. Also someone who has all ''thumbs up'' in thier definetions
That guy who has written for Urban Dictionary since December 19, 1999 and never has a thumbs down is an urban dictionary legend
by DizzyLizzy January 16, 2007